Lanterne Rouge

Too post-prandial to work

My annual desire to revive my blog is, apparently, upon me. Hurray! So just a selection of random thoughts to kick off:

• one of the young women with premises near my office has added to the usual selling points (busty, friendly, own hair etc) that she provides “cold drinks”. Is this a kinky new euphemism, or an experiment in running a bar?
• when good things happen, the laws of the universe mean something bad has to happen to make up for it. So if a good thing happens to me at work, and a bad thing happens to my colleague, does that make us even? Or does something bad actually have to happen to ME specifically?
• I wonder if Google’s calendar software is any good?
• why do I like wearing pink so much? Am I gay?