Lanterne Rouge

Pomegranate & cranberry, a marketing triumph

Damn but M&S pomegranate and cranberry soft gums are a dystopian yuppie mindfuck totally delicious! They have “real juice” in them (so does Sunny Delight and the carton of ruby breakfast that’s been in my fridge for 2 months, but I wouldn’t want to consume them) so they’ve got to be healthy! “Beef gelatine”, too. Wine gums for the chattering classes. Highly recommended.